the clawwwww

my english teacher: your essay isn't very well put together

me: my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations

[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”

i love sleeping to avoid problems

we are the generation of innovators

R1-05822-0016 (by liza shelestun)

abiak:

‘hey, remember that dumb thing you said last week’

(lol here!)

is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world

you